Sunday, April 5, 2009

Top 5 Reasons We Know We're Not in Kansas Anymore

5. We are STILL dealing with winter snow conditions

4. The local Bed, Bath, & Beyond carries western-themed decorations only

3. Our driveway is now a Forest-Service road

2. The business-men still meet in the local coffee shops -- it's just that instead of wearing suit and ties, they all wear cowboy boots and cowboy hats!

And the Number One reason:

1. There is deer poo, not dog poo, in the city park!

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